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Miles Demotivational Poster

the Indy 500 -

TAGS: indianapolis 500 miles
Rating: 4.11/5

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vindicator - August 2, 2014, 3:34 pm
very clever GaryO
MrStupidGir - July 10, 2014, 7:29 pm
NASA uses metric dummy, so does the whole scientific community throughout the world and US armed forces
GaryO - June 29, 2014, 1:38 pm
I’d comment on this, but as a US citizen, I claim the 757 mL.
Reality Lord - June 29, 2014, 12:57 pm

and yet you swear fealty to it as though george washington had come up with it. meh. BTW...you do realize you money is in the metric system...no?
Reality Lord - June 29, 2014, 12:57 pm

now here's the kicker i really don't get. the system you are now using (what the world abandoned some 40 or 50 yrs ago) is called the Imperial system. handed down to you by the good King of England. the same King you fought so gallantly against. and yet y
Reality Lord - June 29, 2014, 12:54 pm

hmmmm...the Indy 800 has a nice ring to it. and BTW, every episode of Star Trek...ant generation...is always in metric. resistance is futlie.
Airman - June 26, 2014, 10:15 am
technically, you are both correct.. however, they used one way rockets.. if you don't bring them back, doesn't qualify..
steve1961 - June 26, 2014, 9:35 am
...and don't forget about Myanmar (Burma)...
OSA - June 26, 2014, 7:39 am
I didn't realise that Liberia had sent a man to the moon.....


SMILE - Today, give a stranger one of your smiles. It might be the only sunshine he sees all day.

TAGS: smiles sunset smiley birds
Rating: 4.12/5

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Sean - July 3, 2010, 8:31 pm
In honor of this poster I just vomitted a happy face.
agdaniele - July 3, 2010, 2:20 pm
Well said.
rerun - July 3, 2010, 12:22 pm



TAGS: guinness smiles
Rating: 3.48/5

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agdaniele - July 9, 2009, 8:43 pm
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey! Where'd he get all those teeth?!?!?!? (5L)
LogicDude - July 9, 2009, 4:37 pm
Hey! That's my Dentist!
BoneCD - July 9, 2009, 8:12 am
Ziiiiiiing there Aggy


TAGS: no more us manned space program what to do with all those miles iceman
Rating: 4.96/5

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Airman - July 25, 2011, 4:03 pm
sad state of affair5
forseti - July 25, 2011, 3:22 pm
Reality Lord - July 23, 2011, 9:40 am

all 5tyle dude.

Smile And The Whole World Smiles With You -

TAGS: smiles quotes crazy person fear
Rating: 4.91/5

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MissPriss - October 3, 2013, 8:44 pm
Muhahaha, thanks lg!
lgvernon - October 3, 2013, 8:06 pm

This. Creeps. Me. Out. 5creeps!


TAGS: babies smiles
Rating: 3.3/5

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Briton of Rose - November 16, 2009, 12:06 pm
Ask Mr. M, he knows what I'm talking about.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 16, 2009, 12:01 pm
is it S.I.D.S........too far?, Might be too far.
Briton of Rose - November 16, 2009, 11:55 am
He's only smiling because he's got a surprise for you...
LogicDude - April 22, 2009, 2:08 pm
Oh yeaaaah, he may LOOK cute! But he's got nasty, pointy teeth and he'll chew you up and spit you out!
Silvermist - April 21, 2009, 7:03 pm
that is the cutest thing, I've seen all day!
The7thGuest - April 15, 2009, 6:09 am
bookman - April 15, 2009, 12:15 am
Now THAT is one cute kid.

WRINKLES - Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. Mark Twain

TAGS: wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been
Rating: 4.57/5

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GaryO - November 16, 2012, 4:09 pm
shyt, culos' comment is over two years old, and I'm gonna laugh at it in another two years..LOL..big time
culos - June 3, 2010, 10:09 am
At my age you notice that your wiener must have smiled a lot over the years
Faceplant31 - June 3, 2010, 9:55 am
Nice one Chef.

YOU CANNOT BELIEVE - How happy i am right now :)

TAGS: hamster happy smiles
Rating: 4.83/5

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NattieexP - August 20, 2011, 7:21 am
^, ^^ thanks :] btw this is Nattieeex3's new acc because the email i used is blocked and i cant remember my pw :L
TwistedNinjaPirate - August 14, 2011, 11:47 pm
Ultimate cuteness!
Cloudchaser - August 14, 2011, 11:26 am
5L because I needed to see something happy this morning :-) (don't worry, it's water under the bridge now)


TAGS: and they walked 5 miles up hill both ways to school back then
Rating: 3.18/5

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BoneCD - November 18, 2009, 11:53 pm
Thanks guys
ronsart - November 18, 2009, 9:24 pm
5L!!!! perfect!

MARY JANE - Putting a Smile On Your Child's Face As Soon AsYour Back Was Turned

Smiles -

TAGS: smiles suburban paranoia soundgarden
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - September 20, 2013, 8:53 am
Well that's just creepy, Bobb. 5L
falloutghoul - September 20, 2013, 7:47 am
Black Hole 5un, won't you come...

THE FIRST TIME - My Motifake Was Approved, Even My Toes Had Smiles On Them

SMILES - Always so bright and there for you




TAGS: mojo for miles
Rating: 4.25/5

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holymoly - May 1, 2012, 9:41 am
Thanks guys. I'm letting a little more of the funny back in. Lately I've been a bit of a demotivational puritan
GaryO - May 1, 2012, 9:38 am
yeah, nice one HM....nuthin' like confidence
Reality Lord - April 30, 2012, 8:24 pm



HIS DREAMS - Frank...WAKE UP! You have that shit grin on your face and it's damn creepy!

TAGS: dreams men smiles housework
Rating: 3.29/5

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CloudchaserS - June 7, 2012, 4:48 am
Nope, I don't like housework. I don't do any more than necessary to keep the place from looking like a mess. Bachelor clean, to put it one way.
MissPriss - June 7, 2012, 1:31 am
And I bet it isn't housework :)
CloudchaserS - June 5, 2012, 11:22 pm
When I have that same grin on my face, it means I'm up to something


UNCONVINCING SMILES - When you've grown tired of faking your smile, just show your teeth. You'll only fool yourself, and you're the smartest person you know, right?

TAGS: fake smiles
Rating: 2.25/5

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TAGS: offended happiness smiles joy pain
Rating: 5/5

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pickleviper - November 27, 2013, 4:34 am
I'm happy I brought back a great memory for you.
curlyrocks - November 26, 2013, 2:34 pm
That photo was forced to be my desktop background on my work computer until they found an even lamer one to stick up there.

Happy sofa king happy -



TAGS: 8 miles to school every day
Rating: 4.76/5

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forseti - November 9, 2010, 6:21 pm
I could read these cock-and-bull stories the whole day. 5 rusty bard(!) wire
GreyScorpion - November 9, 2010, 5:56 pm
you had a stick?!? lucky. I had a rock, and the bard wire was rusty. 5L
spacedog - November 9, 2010, 5:34 pm
LOL. I've seen that look once or twice myself. Nice one.


TAGS: april calendar 2010 dash revenge dash judas dash what tremendous feats human beings are capable of once they abandon dignity dash where i am going i can only take smiles
Rating: 4.62/5

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Derek - April 8, 2010, 4:37 pm
Sadly ineffective on some people
pieman - April 8, 2010, 11:49 am


Really Care -

3K -

TAGS: mwlf pats place milestone monkey crew tribute
Rating: 2.68/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

The Goat - September 20, 2009, 5:07 am
Funny - I thought the whole point of the poster was that the monkey looked like the President of Iran!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2009, 6:38 pm
5 lions.....I'll try not to mention the white supremacist angle.

face it -


TAGS: some days lady luck smiles
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 2, 2017, 5:55 am
Thanks, Cern! It's a bit dark. Knew it would upset a few when I made it, chuckle, chuckle...
concern3 - April 2, 2017, 5:46 am
WOW the gang was all over this one, no matter its still funny. UP yours
mizzdizz - April 1, 2017, 11:45 pm
I gave that a check myself!
fgd051943 - April 1, 2017, 10:09 pm
It's a good thing that car is right-hand drive!
EmilioDumphque - April 1, 2017, 3:48 pm

Torn Between Two Lovers -


TAGS: moon smiles happy place
Rating: 4.11/5

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mariand - January 6, 2012, 3:52 am
hehe...because one thing is tattooed?!

MILES DAVIS - Because there is no fucking way you can be cooler than him

TAGS: davis miles jazz cool
Rating: 4/5

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GaryO - August 4, 2012, 6:34 pm
Miles Davis brings a 5L to any poster…Oh look, here’s one now…..I wanted to be him at one time, but my playing days (both of them) were limited to the sounds of a walrus giving birth….wait, it was a tuba…yeah a tuba…not cool…not hot…just heavy…